the big kahuna

<sub>it was a party
or at least i thought
but it was already started
when i pulled up

im used to missing fun times
not invited to the yacht
but im tired of living all of my life
never on the top

here comes the big kahuna now
hes the man on the town
do what youre supposed to now
do your curtsey and bow

followed directions
punched em in the gps
just arriving was a blessing
getting there was a test

when made it to the parking lot
and i talked to the valet
he said are you in or not
i aint got all day

so here comes the big kahuna now
were all talking about
whats his next business move right now
and whos the in crowd

whats the numbers now
when the stocks go down
you know whos around

stepped into the mansion
and they handed me the keys
and i handed the cash in
now i can do what i please

not used to having freedom
after a life of slavery
but im hoping that ill meet someone
that could set me free

here comes the big kahuna now
hes the man on the town
do what youre supposed to now
do your curtsey and bow

so here comes the big kahuna now
were all talking about
whats his next business move right now
and whos the in crowd</sub>